No this does not mean someone knows when you yourself search 'what is a blue waffle'.... by the way don't don't don't search it, I'm warning you.... it means they compile facts about what people do online.
Rob watched the video with me and we were both surprised to learn a few things and not at all surprised by others.
One major point was that people lie about how much sex they are having. Men claimed to have used 1.6 billion condoms last year and women 1.1 billion... but neither are telling the truth. Condom sales were only 600 million last year. In actuality the data says American's are having sex about 30 times a year or every 12 days.... WOW
Another was that men search (talk) about their penis than any other body part. More than their lungs, heart, liver, ears, nose, and throat combined. So say for every 100 searches of 'penis' there is maybe five for 'brain' by men. So yes men are obsessed by their penis. However, women search vagina's just as much... women search for 'smelly vagina' on the same level men search for 'small penis'. The fact that we women are just as concerned about our smell as the man is his size is intriguing. It's good, I'm glad we American women are health conscious. Well most of us anyway.
As we were watching it Rob says, 'not all women care trust me' Which prompted me to abruptly stop the video, cock my head, and ask, 'who'? As soon as I said it I knew I didn't really want the answer but it was too late. For about ten minutes I kept shuddering thinking of his face down in some twat that stunk... poor baby :( lol.
The last few hours have brought my mind back to it repeatedly... I'm simply flabbergasted that some women don't care. Now, I know for some it's a fetish/kink... the whole smelly twat thing. I myself have a blog about being orally serviced after a sweaty run. I however, would NEVER walk around being dirty.... I just couldn't. I'm extremely smell conscious. Not just with my beautiful pink cunt but everything. My person must smell good at all times. My hair clean, body groomed, and even my feet smelling good.
It for some reason brought me back to a song I've heard over and over the last few weeks. My girls (teenage daughters) have been watching 'Friends' on Netflix. I've enjoyed watching the old tv show with them; it's been quite nastalgic. Pheobe, a character sings this song called 'Smelly Cat'. The lyrics are quite funny and sad.
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
One, two, what's that smell?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me
One, two, what's that smell?
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead (3x)
One, two, what's that smell?
The whole vagina being called a pussy thing just kept bringing this to mind.... poor smelly pussy. LOL.
I'm curious now, what are some stories you have? Have you been in a situation where you had to be down in filth? Have you been almost on the brink of sex and realized you smelled? Does it affect how you see another? Please comment if you like, I'd love to hear the stories.
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