Here are the craziest sex, love and relationship laws this country has seen:
In 10 states sodomy is still illegal, with four states holding that sodomy is illegal only if you’re gay.
In 18 states oral sex is illegal.
It is illegal in 18 states for a man to have an erection that shows through his pants.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (ARIZONA)
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. (COLORADO and Hartford, Connecticut)
Women may walk in public topless provided they have their nipples covered. (NEW MEXICO)
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. (DELAWARE)
A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent. (NORTH CAROLINA)
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (FLORIDA. Rob told Me it was that way when he was in the military as well.. not sure if that's still in effect though)
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (FLORIDA)
All sex toys are banned. (GEORGIA)
Incestuous marriages are legal. (ALABAMA)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Caramel, California)
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know. (IOWA)
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. (OKLAHOMA)
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (FLORIDA)
You cannot kiss in front of a church. (MASSACHUSETTS)
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (MASSACHUSETTS) remind Me never to visit there unless I do it right on the courthouse steps.. ON TOP...hahahaha.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property. (MICHIGAN)
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. (MICHIGAN) hahahahahahaha... oooo too funny
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. (INDIANA)
A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public. (IOWA)
Nudity is allowed, provided that male genitals are covered. (NEW MEXICO) double standard here...I think so. rip off those fig leaves boys... if a girls boobs are allowed so should your little penis :P
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. (NEW YORK)
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. (NEW YORK) oh shit... I had no idea of this... I'm so glad this one isn't invoked.... I'd be completely bust ass broke everytime I go to New York. Well hell, who CAN'T flirt with the people of New York? They are some of the most amazing people on earth!! ok now I want to go to central park, who's up for a road trip?
It’s against the law to kiss a woman that is sleeping. (COLORADO)
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled. (NORTH CAROLINA)
A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her. (MISSISSIPPI) ha ha how in the hell is that a seduction... a man tells Me he will marry Me and I run the other way (well except Rob..somehow the damn man blinded Me for a moment and now I'm doomed to marry again. lol)
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. (OKLAHOMA) oh shit... but I sooooo wanted to pretend to have a buffalo inspired orgasm...roflmao.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. (Dallas, Texas) -ships tons of realistic dildo's to people in Dallas anonymously with a wicked laugh-
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. (UTAH) ooo who's up for having sex in the back of an ambulance when there's NO emergency? hey, it's apparently legal after all.. lol.
It is illegal to tickle women. (VIRGINIA) gah, should be illegal EVERYWHERE I go... note to everyone... I DO NOT like to be tickled at all ever. Yes I am ticklish, in very few spots (not the usual spots I may add) but it's something that is not pleasurable for Me.. I take no responsibility for what I do to you if you choose to try to tickle Me... no responsibility whatsoever.
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere. (Norfolk, Virginia)
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. (WEST VIRGINIA)
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard. (NORTH CAROLINA)
It is illegal to kiss on a train. (WISCONSIN)
It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. (MISSISSIPPI)
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person. (OHIO)
It is illegal for men to talk dirty to their wives during intercourse.
(Willowdale, OREGON)
It is illegal to have sex with the lights on. (Virginia)
It is illegal to have sex with a live fish. (MINNESOTA)
Dead fish are okay though?
3 comments:
How very interesting. No kissing a womans breast in Florida...Damn i am in the wrong state. Haha. A road trip to New York sounds fun Mistress. Sex in the back of an ambulance...Hmmm...Anyway...Thank You for the interesting facts Mistress, about made me give my laptop a shower. Almost spit my drink out reading some of this. Haha. Thank You again Mistress.
It never ceases to amaze me the idiocy that alcohol and sex brings out in law-making officials. But truth be told, the funniest laws are by far in the sex realm.
i've heard some doozies before, however, that its quite the list, Mistress - thank You for sharing. me, being the consummate entrepreneur, see a board game there somewhere! i'll be sending each of you a NDA and we'll split the profits (and buy Mistress a really cool gift!)
(but not a black and pink BMW!)
Thank You, Mistress, for all the time You put into Your blogs and us...
ROFLMAO ... i never use that acronym. Ever. But it seemed so appropriate. What an excellent compilation. i think wv's 40 lb animal explains LOT.
Oh that was too good. Thank You for a great laugh after an exhausting day Mistress.
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